amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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mathsturbation:

what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly?

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I never got a chance to tell you this.

illestswagsta:

I miss you. I miss how close we used to be. How much we used to talk. How much you used to care. How much I used to see you. How much time we used to spend together, but I guess it doesn’t matter to you anymore. 

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